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1. Why did the zombie go to the toilet?

Because he had die-arrhea

2. A weasel walks into bar

The bartender says "Hey, feller, what can I get ya?" "Pop" goes the weasel

3. What do you call a a**hole potato?

A Dictator (wasn’t sure if this should be tagged NSFW.. but just being safe)

4. My mom once told me “nothing good happens after 2am.” I thought she was telling me to party less during college.

But then I found out I was born at 2:15am.

5. Why did the sun cross the road?

Don't worry, the answer will dawn on you

6. “Paging Dr Shroedinger.

PETA on line Two.”

7. Someone stole all the toilets from the sheriff's office.

They have nothing to go on.

8. I'd tell you a joke about airplanes,

But it would probably go over your head.

9. The tattooed trendy zoomer removed all of their facial piercings…

Now even magnets find them unattractive.

10. Two rivals, more like enemies, were having an argument like they typically did.

They both were sure they could jizz farther than the other one. They decided to settle the argument with a competition. They drew a line, stood there next to each other, wanked one out and shot their spunk as far as they could. They measured the distance and remarkably both of their loads went exactly 6 ft 3 inches from the line. Somehow this odd experience brought them closer together, they even felt like friends now. They apologized to each other and said “we’ve come a long way”.

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